The Big Legal Lebowski

Hey, man. You ever had to deal with the Facebook legal department phone number? It’s like, they’re always calling you about something. But, hey, sometimes you gotta abide by the law, right?

Speaking of laws, did you know you can change your legal name in California? Yeah, man. It’s a whole process, but it’s all part of the deal.

Now, I’m not a lawyer or anything, but I once aced this quiz on law of evidence multiple choice questions. I mean, it’s just like, you gotta know your stuff, right?

So, I was thinking about getting some contractors business cards made, you know, to really tie the whole business together. It’s like, it’s all about presentation, man.

And when it comes to contracts, you gotta follow the contract management standard, man. It’s like, it keeps everything running smooth, you know?

Oh, and have you heard about the gem listing requirement? Like, you can’t just throw any old gem in there, you know? Gotta meet the requirements, man.

So, I was talking to this dude from the J Jackson law firm, and he was dropping some good law quotes. It’s like, really makes you think, you know?

And, I’ve been thinking about getting some legal advice from the Diamond Law Group in Smithtown. They seem like they really have their stuff together, man.

One last thing, have you ever seen a canteen agreement PDF? It’s like, you gotta make sure everyone’s on the same page, you know?